FML
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- 網絡這個我就不說了(Fuck my life)；文；柔性制造線(Flexible Manufacturing Line)
英漢解釋
例句
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML.
今天，我接到男朋友的電話。不是他打來的。是他老婆，問我怎么有她老公的電話。FML。
Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML.
今天我在兒童看護中心上班，對一個兩歲的孩子說不要亂丟東西。他把一只小桶扔在我腦門上。FML。
Today, I learned that while my mom was pregnant with me, she craved cigarettes so much that she named me Nicky after "nicotine. " FML.
今天，我才知道老媽懷著我的時候，因為太想抽煙，所以以“尼古丁”來給我命名為尼基。
Today, I woke up to the sun shining, the birds singing, and an eviction notice. FML.
今天我醒來，看見陽光明媚，百鳥歡唱，以及一張退房通知單。FML。
Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and then decided to break up with her. Why? Were lesbians. FML.
今天，我得知我的女朋友有身了。于是我決議和她分手。你問為啥子？因為咱們是百合。FML。
Today, on an incredibly hot day, my flip flop broke, leaving me to walk barefoot on the hot asphalt for a mile and a half to my car. FML.
今天天氣死熱，我的拖鞋壞了，害得我在滾燙的柏油路上光腳走了一英里半才上了我的車。FML。
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has no intentions of staying with me when he goes off to college. He never has. FML.
今天我發現男朋友去上學的時候從來不會想我。哦，他從來沒有想過我。FML。
Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML.
今天，我看到一個減肥廣告，上面有“減肥前”和“減肥后”的效果對比。我好希望我看起來能起碼像那個“減肥前”啊。FML。
Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friends house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow. FML.
今天我醒來時發現睡在朋友家里，旁邊還有一堆人，我原來長到腰的頭發被剪得亂糟糟地丟在枕頭上。FML。
Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML.
今天我發現我跟賣酒商店的收銀員已經熟到可以互相直呼名字了。我才搬到這鎮子一個禮拜啊喂。FML。
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML.
今天我搬去跟男朋友一起住了。之前我以為只有我家的貓是不懂事的四歲小屁孩來著。FML。
Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML.
今天朋友們送我的圣誕禮物全都是香水除臭劑和肥皂神馬的。你們有話直說嘛。FML。
Today, my boyfriend took me to a movie. Once we got to our seat he was leaning in to kiss me but then sneezed in my mouth. FML.
今天男朋友帶我去看電影。我們坐下來時，他探頭過來想親我，結果對著我的臉打了個噴嚏。FML。
Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML.
今天我去投了20多份簡歷之后唯一一個叫我去面試的公司參加面試，聊了兩句話他們就說你可以走了。FML。
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML.
今天我生病了。爸爸為了讓我開心一點開車帶我去買冰激凌。回來的時候我們撞死了一條小狗。FML。
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML.
今天我給男朋友打電話說我開車12個小時來看望他和他的新家有多么興奮。接電話的是他女朋友。FML。
Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus" . FML.
今天有一群小屁孩把我汽車的四個輪子都偷走了，還好心地留下一張紙條和若干鈔票說“拿去坐個公交吧”。FML。
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML.
今天，我的女朋友和我絕交了，原因是她在我的碗柜里發現了一個胸*罩。那是明明她的！
Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML.
今天賣冰激凌的車從我家門前第七次開過。今天是我七天齋戒的最后一天。FML。
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell" . FML.
今天，我父母因為我“說了句臟話”而處分我用沃皂洗嘴。我都快19了。我說了句“靠”。FML。
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML.
今天，我女友甩了我跟別人了。就在一個小時前，我才從她老爹那里得到求婚許可。
Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML.
今天，我拜托我父母幫我報名加入軍隊。結果他們問我的是如果我死了，政府能補貼多少錢。
Today, I got out of the shower and felt a crunch under my foot. I lifted the bathmat thinking it was a loose tile. It was a mouse. FML.
今天我洗完澡出來，腳下咯吱一聲。我以為是地磚松了，把毯子掀起來一看，原來是只老鼠。FML。
Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and then decided to break up with her. Why? We're lesbians. FML.
今天，我得知我的女朋友懷孕了。于是我決定和她分手。你問為什么？因為我們是百合。FML。
Today, my friend put up the pictures from her birthday party yesterday. I'm conveniently cropped out of every single one. FML.
今天，我朋友上傳了昨天生日晚會的照片。每張照片上的我都被故意摳掉了。
Today, while I was at work, my boss picked his nose, checked out his finding and flicked it in front of me. FML.
今天上班時，老板當著我的面挖鼻孔，仔細看了看挖出來的東西然后彈到一邊。FML。
Today, my boyfriend was laying on top of me, looking lovingly into my eyes, when he sneezed, covering my face with snot. FML.
今天男朋友躺在我身上，很萌地看著我的眼睛，然后打了個噴嚏噴了我一臉。FML。
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML.
今天我要參加一個很重要的面試，面試官貌似很中意我。結果到最后他沒錄用我，反而約我出去。FML。
Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. I then got to tell my wife. FML.
今天我發現女朋友懷孕了。我該怎么對我老婆說啊喂。FML。
Today, I wore my expensive new blue dress to my boyfriend's house. He made me go home because "his cat hates blue" . FML.
今天我穿著昂貴的藍裙子到男朋友家，他把我趕了回來說他的貓討厭藍色。FML。
Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML.
今天我跟喜歡的人去約會了。晚上吻別時，我感覺像是吻了一只奄奄一息的鼻涕蟲。FML。
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML.
今天我丈夫浪漫地鋪了一床玫瑰花然后把我扔上去。哎喲我去你能不能只要花瓣就好了。FML。
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML.
今天我點煙的時候不小心點著了頭發。我慌忙撲火的時候一巴掌打在自己臉上。FML。
Today, I woke up with the remains of a dead bug in my mouth and parts of it stuck between my teeth. FML.
今天我醒來時，發現嘴里有只死蟲子，部分尸體卡在牙縫里。FML。
Today, I was cleaning my 17 year old step-son's room when I found my bra and a photo of me in his drawer. FML.
今天我在給17歲的繼子打掃房間，在他的抽屜里發現了我的罩罩和我的一張照片。FML。
Today, I sat through a movie watching my ex girlfriend and some guy making out in front of me. FML.
今天我去看電影，我的前女友跟某個人一直在前面卿卿我我的。FML。
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML.
今天我給丈夫發短信說咱們得聊聊你嗑藥的問題了。還沒發完，他回來了，醉貓似的。FML。
Today, I inadvertently talked my girlfriend out of giving me a blowjob for my birthday. FML.
今天，我無意中說漏了女友在我生日的時候給我口活作為禮物的事。FML。
Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML.
今天我那個吵鬧的夜貓子室友興奮地打電話來說他過生日收到了一臺手風琴。
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML.
今天我跟一只鳥相撞了。不是車，是我的臉。然后它嚇得拉了我一身。FML。
