Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe

There is

THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner

THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry

THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping

THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping

THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......

THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!

THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
> Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets